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Ikea trip of doom

by emmairvine @ 2008-08-02 - 15:19:17

So I have to go to Ikea again this week, require drawer dividers. A joyous afternoon traversing the car park trying to run down as many stray children as possible.

I became averse to Ikea after numerous visits to the Croydon store.

Going round and round the effin roundabout, aiming for the Two Towers (there really are two towers at the Ikea in Croydon) which are lit up by the Ikea trademark:

So. The plan is to be victorious against the raging hordes / crowds of Helms Deep. In and out in less than 20 minutes. Although the effect will no doubt be rather spoiled by the fact I’ll forgot where the car is parked and probably drop my hotdog down my white top, but that's beside the point.


 
 

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sweetymonsweetymon [Member]
2008-08-02 @ 16:07

Ikea is impossible, I love it there but it really aggravates my claustrophobia :)) It's like H&M during sales season. Good luck! x

kevinwilsonkevinwilson pro
2008-08-02 @ 18:05

oh, can't you order online or something.
anything's better than braving the ikea maniacs!

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